Celine Dion continues her brave battle with Stiff-Person Syndrome, a rare neurological condition that has significantly affected her ability to perform. Despite receiving intensive treatment since her diagnosis in 2022, Dion has had to cancel all her concerts through 2024. The condition causes muscle spasms and impacts her vocal cords, making it difficult for her…
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”…
A man arrives home early from work one afternoon to find his wife sprawled out on the bed, gasping and panting. “What are you doing?” he asks. “Err,” she stutters. “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!” “Oh,” exclaims the gullible husband, “quick, I’ll call an ambulance!” He rushes downstairs, grabs the phone,…
A newlywed couple were in a bed when the husband raised the questions about the number of previous partners. He gathered the courage to ask his wife if she was willing to share such information with him, but she didn’t say anything back, she just started gazing at the ceiling. Pressing the matter, he assured…
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him…
After 15 years of marriage, a wife decides to ask her husband to describe her. This short and humorous anecdote highlights the importance of maintaining a sense of humor in a long-lasting relationship. The husband takes a moment to look at his wife, and with a playful grin, he responds, “ABCDEFGHIJK.” Confused, the wife inquires,…
Little Johnny’s Classroom Fart Little Johnny lets out a fart in the classroom, causing his teacher to become upset and eject him from the room. A Laugh Outside Seated outside the classroom, Little Johnny finds himself unable to contain his laughter. Encounter with the Principal Passing by, the principal notices Johnny and inquires about his…
Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden. Husband: do I look like a gardener? Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door. Husband: do I look like a carpenter?….. Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed. Husband:…
Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over. “Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?” she says. Two old men are…
Tori Spelling faced criticism after being photographed in a neon green bikini on a Malibu beach. Observers found the 51-year-old “Beverly Hills, 90210” star’s look unflattering and speculated about her use of enhancement procedures to achieve her slender physique. The bikini highlighted Tori’s cleavage, rib cage, flat stomach, and hip piercings. Many criticized her appearance,…