70-year-old widow’s newspaper ad seeking a new husband goes viral.

Reentering the dating scene can be daunting, especially after years away. Staying open-minded and not rushing to judgment is key—a lesson perfectly illustrated in this hilarious story.

A 70-year-old widow decided to search for a new husband and placed an ad in the local paper:

“Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around, and must still be good in bed. Apply in person.”

The next day, her doorbell rang. To her surprise, a gray-haired man in a wheelchair, missing both arms and legs, sat outside.

Shocked, she exclaimed, “You can’t be serious! You have no legs!”

He smiled. “So, I can’t run around on you.”

“And no arms!” she added.

He grinned again. “Which means I can’t beat you.”

She hesitated before asking, “But are you still good in bed?”

The man leaned back and said with a big smile, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

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