Little Johnny stumbled upon his mother in the bathtub and curiously asked, “Mom, what’s that fuzzy patch below your bellybutton?” She replied, “It’s a bush.”
A day later, Johnny walked in on his father taking a shower. Pointing at his father’s lower region, he inquired, “What’s that long thing hanging there?” His dad explained, “That’s a snake.”
A few days later, Johnny once again interrupted his mom in the bath and asked, “What are those saggy things above your bellybutton?” His mother answered, “Those are headlights.”
A couple of weeks passed, and Johnny accidentally caught his parents in an intimate moment. Alarmed, he shouted, “Mom, turn on your headlights—the snake is crawling into your bush!”
