T-G-I-F Gone Wrong: A

A businessman stepped into an elevator, where a cheerful blonde greeted him with a bright, “T-G-I-F.”

Smiling, he responded, “S-H-I-T.”

Confused, she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” this time more slowly.

Again, he replied, “S-H-I-T.”

Determined to keep things friendly, she flashed her biggest smile and said sweetly, “T-G-I-F!”

The man grinned and repeated, “S-H-I-T.”

Frustrated, she finally explained, “‘T-G-I-F’ stands for ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Get it?”

Chuckling, the man replied, “S-H-I-T stands for ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday’—got it now?”