Crypto investors who paid $148,000,000

Crypto investors paid an average of \$1.78 million each to dine with Donald Trump at a fancy dinner in his National Golf Club near Washington DC, after investing in Trump’s own meme coin, \$TRUMP. Despite the \$148 million total spent by the 220 top holders, the event’s meal was reportedly disappointing, with attendees describing the food as bland and uninspiring—like “airplane food,” one said. Attendees were offered dishes like pan-seared halibut and filet mignon, but some said the bread and butter were the best parts.

The evening featured a 23-minute speech from Trump, who also danced to “YMCA” by the Village People, and attendees received gift bags with ‘Fight Fight Fight’-themed merchandise. The four largest crypto investors received \$100,000 Trump Tourbillion watches, and there was also a raffle for two additional watches. While some may have expected a lavish experience for the millions they spent, the guests were left unimpressed by the whole affair.