A cop on a horse stops a little girl riding her bike and asks, “Did Santa get you that bike?”
“Yes,” the girl replies.
“Well,” says the cop, “tell Santa to put a reflector light on it next year,” and he fines her $5.
The little girl looks up and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there. Did Santa bring you that?”
The cop laughs and says, “He sure did!”
“Well,” the girl responds, “next year, tell Santa the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
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