My 5-Year-Old Daughter Phoned Me at Work: “Mom Took Her Things and Told Me to Wait for You, Daddy”

After two months away caring for my mom, I returned home, only to find a stranger—Sonya—walking into my apartment with a key. She thought she was meeting “Michael,” her boyfriend, but it turned out to be my husband’s brother, Nick, who’d been using Michael’s name and our place to impress her. Michael and I were furious, but Sonya was ready for revenge. We lured Nick over with the promise of lasagna. When he arrived, Sonya confronted him and threw water in his face. Nick admitted his scheme, blaming dating expenses. Michael demanded Nick pay our rent and return Sonya’s gifts. Defeated, Nick agreed. Sonya stayed for dinner, and we bonded over the chaos. It was a wild day, but I got justice, a new friend, and a home-cooked meal. Honestly, I deserved a medal for not tossing Nick out the window!