A girl dramatically entered the living room and said to her father, “Dad, cancel my allowance, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop. Sell my jewelry, my car, take my house key, and kick me out. Disown me and leave everything to my brother.”
After a pause, she added with a grin, “Dad, this is my new boyfriend.”