– Paddy’s Plane Misunderstanding!

A Muslim man was seated next to Paddy on a flight when Paddy asked for a whiskey. The stewardess then turned to the Muslim and inquired if he’d like a drink. The man replied in disgust, “I’d rather be attacked by a gang of wild dogs than let alcohol touch my lips!” Paddy looked at his whiskey and said, “Same here, I didn’t know we had options!”