A businessman stepped into an elevator and was greeted by a cheerful blonde who said, “T-G-I-F.”
Smiling, he responded, “S-H-I-T.”
Puzzled, she repeated, “T-G-I-F,” emphasizing it slowly.
Once again, he replied, “S-H-I-T.”
Determined to clarify, she smiled and repeated, “T-G-I-F,” one more time.
The man countered, “S-H-I-T.”
Finally, she explained, “‘T-G-I-F’ stands for ‘Thank God, It’s Friday!’ Got it?”
He replied, “S-H-I-T stands for ‘Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.’”
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