Your birth month determines your Christmas gift:
- January: An orange
- February: A Labrador
- March: Cheesecake
- April: A prison sentence
- May: An engagement ring
- June: Nothing
- July: A slice of pizza
- August: A trip to the Bahamas
- September: A new car
- October: A lump of coal
- November: Wine
- December: Nothing
What’s your Christmas surprise based on your birth month?