“What Your Birth Month Reveals About You”

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Your birth month determines your Christmas gift:

  • January: An orange
  • February: A Labrador
  • March: Cheesecake
  • April: A prison sentence
  • May: An engagement ring
  • June: Nothing
  • July: A slice of pizza
  • August: A trip to the Bahamas
  • September: A new car
  • October: A lump of coal
  • November: Wine
  • December: Nothing

What’s your Christmas surprise based on your birth month?