A woman, frustrated with her husband being late again, decided to leave a dramatic note saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me,” before hiding under the bed to observe his reaction.
After a while, the husband returned home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. He walked over to the dresser, picked up the note, and after a few minutes, wrote something on it. He then made a phone call, saying, “She’s finally gone… yeah, I know, about time. I’m coming over, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you… can’t wait to see you… we’ll do all the naughty things you like.”
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and drove off. Furious and tearful, she came out from under the bed, snatched up the note, and saw what he had written: “I can see your feet. We’re out of bread—be back in five minutes.”
